DAY 1

[imfine1111one]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!


[here you are, on a beach. IT'S PRETTY NICE?? AND WARM. And inexplicably everyone is in a bathing suit of their choice. Somehow, Kaito and Scorn still have on their dumb jackets though.

There a big table off to the side with a thanksgiving spread on it for picking at (or seagulls will do it), but there is also a giant poll and monitor. And also stuffed animals in the sand.

LET'S DO THIS ignore apollo's journal i needed a paid for the poll]

Poll #19111 THE GANG'S ALL HERE

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5

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YA GOTTA VOTE

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Rose Lemonade
0 (0.0%)

Tang
1 (20.0%)

Great Bluedini
0 (0.0%)

Cristal like the champagne
2 (40.0%)

Vodka
0 (0.0%)

Vodka on Ice
0 (0.0%)

Grateful Dead
0 (0.0%)

A Mystery Drink
2 (40.0%)

Monster Energy Drinks
0 (0.0%)

Whatever gets you drunk enough not to suck at chess
0 (0.0%)

Just a fukking dog water bowl
0 (0.0%)

Unicorn Frappe
0 (0.0%)

Comments

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[katsudonfatale]

Divine trips...?

[oh no]

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[rilection]

Mm-hmm. As a man of God I seek to share my wealth of knowledge and seasoned experiences with the world. You seem surprised? Have you ever met an archbishop such as myself?

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[katsudonfatale]

Ah, no, this is the first time.

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[rilection]

Congratulations!

[applauds, clap clap]

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[katsudonfatale]

Thank you, but... why, exactly?

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[rilection]

Praise fallen upon deaf ears...? Ah, well.

[handwaves]

My title is Archbishop, and my name is Lance—Archbishop Lance in its entirety. So, what is your name?

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[katsudonfatale]

[this place is wild]

Um, Yuuri.

Yuuri Katsuki.

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[rilection]

[welcome to the place opposite of heaven]

No need to be so hesitant. It is a pleasure meeting you.

Have you and your partner determined your "name" yet?

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[katsudonfatale]

Nice to meet you too.

As for the names, well... I have a theory, but I'm not really sure...

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[rilection]

Please just share it, because I need to figure out what mine is and all I have is the process of elimination!

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[katsudonfatale]

The one with champagne in it.

... Maybe.

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[rilection]

...

Well, at least I'm not the one stuck with that misspelling.

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[katsudonfatale]

Oh, it's not a misspelling.

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[rilection]

Come again?

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[katsudonfatale]

"Cristal" is a blend of champagne, and that's how it's spelled, I think.

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[rilection]

That explains that. I don't drink alcohol.

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[katsudonfatale]

Because you're a bishop?

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[rilection]

Precisely. Many of us with the church are pescatarians, too, so we won't touch any of—this.

[gestures to the thanksgiving setup]

Very generous though! I can't let a stuffed animal's kindness go ignored even though it also chose to give us the names of alcoholic beverages.

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[katsudonfatale]

Yeah, about that... it has to be some sort of toy, right?

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[rilection]

Of course... but it spoke to me. I told it to call me magnificent and beautiful... it did it without complaint.

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[katsudonfatale]

Didn't it just do that because you told it to?

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[rilection]

If it were a recording it would have said it exactly as I did, but it did NOT!