DAY 1

[imfine1111one]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!


[here you are, on a beach. IT'S PRETTY NICE?? AND WARM. And inexplicably everyone is in a bathing suit of their choice. Somehow, Kaito and Scorn still have on their dumb jackets though.

There a big table off to the side with a thanksgiving spread on it for picking at (or seagulls will do it), but there is also a giant poll and monitor. And also stuffed animals in the sand.

LET'S DO THIS ignore apollo's journal i needed a paid for the poll]

Poll #19111 THE GANG'S ALL HERE

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5

View Respondents

YA GOTTA VOTE

View Answers

Rose Lemonade
0 (0.0%)

Tang
1 (20.0%)

Great Bluedini
0 (0.0%)

Cristal like the champagne
2 (40.0%)

Vodka
0 (0.0%)

Vodka on Ice
0 (0.0%)

Grateful Dead
0 (0.0%)

A Mystery Drink
2 (40.0%)

Monster Energy Drinks
0 (0.0%)

Whatever gets you drunk enough not to suck at chess
0 (0.0%)

Just a fukking dog water bowl
0 (0.0%)

Unicorn Frappe
0 (0.0%)

Comments

(frozen comment) AND THEN THERE'S THIS GUY

[wooliefrand]

[THERE'S LIKE, THIS STUFFED DOG ON THE BEACH TOO. WITH ITS EYE RIPPED OUT. It looks very worried]

Wahahah oh shit I think I screwed that up!! But no worries, wan!! I will explain in a minute, maybe you guys outta figure out who's who on the poll.

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[lilpowerhungry]

[kid in orange swimtrunks with a light jacket on. sipping a capri sun]

I suppose the answers should be obvious to those they refer to? Because I suspect the answer for myself is a bit on the nose.

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[devination]

[ PICKING A SEAGULL FEATHER OUT FROM BETWEEN HIS TEETH, don't mind him. ]

Just a bit, hmm?

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[shotlocking]

I... assume I'm "Great Bluedini."

[ on account of hair ]

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[unswerved]

[ Fuck this was supposed to be a beach trip, wasn't it? Why is there a STUFFED ANIMAL WHO CAN TALK??? ]

H- Hey! Stop talking! Someone's just controlling you, right?!

[ You're not a ghost... RIGHT????? ]

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[locktouching]

Awe. So you had your eye torn out too, huh? How'd you lose yours?

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[rightasrain]

[This guy has a REALLY LAME AND BRIGHT HAWAIIAN SHIRT, basic swim trunks, and socks with sandals.]

What's going on? Huh? It's hot...

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[lilpowerhungry]

It seems we'll be playing some sort of game. What with the voting mechanic in place.

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[unswerved]

[ He's in this! ]

Heh! They misspelled crystal!

[ BECAUSE YATA IS A GENIUS. ]

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[rightasrain]

You're RIGHT.

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[locktouching]

[Checking out the mankini he is inexplicably wearing.]

[Stretches the front of the waistband outward to look down inside.]

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[lilpowerhungry]

[why is that happening]

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[lilpowerhungry]

My team is Monster Energy Drinks I believe. Unless there are other monsters among us.

[looks for another capri sun or other snack/drink]

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[devination]

Rude.

(frozen comment) AN ACTUAL EXPLANATION

[wooliefrand]

Wokay, wokay!

Thank you all for participating!! As you may or may not know, you've all been selected for a free all paid pocket dimension vacation!! And to play an experimental game!!

All of you are metaphorical sheep! And I mean in the symbolic way, not the edge way!! There are 12 of you, though some of you a paired up, you should know that by the tubular friendship bracelets you have. [said bracelets are like, shells and shit idk]

ANYWAY! Out of the 12 of you, 3 of you are wolves oh no!!! Also metaphorical. Every day, the sheep have to vote out who they think is most suspicious, and every night the wolves will vote out one of the sheep, aka eat them. But not for real, you just go to the pool jailhouse for a bit. It's cool, there's cable!

The game continues until the sheep have voted out all the wolves, or the wolves have eaten enough sheep that it's 3 vs 3 and they will automatically win!!

Now! This poll here is for narrowing down the suspects! When it gets close to evening, the two with the most votes will go head to head!! You'll have to vote whoever you think the wolf is off the island then! EXCITING!!!

Waaah, what else.

Oh yeah!

If you wanna form alliances or discuss stuff privately, feel free! Just know that I'll be watching too. The wolves are also discussing things privately, even now! So make like you're walking on hot sand and be on your toes!! Anyone can be a wolf!!

Oh yeah, and if you win you get a cool thing, but no big. Anything goes and what goes on here stays here, so have fun! Mingle and get settled for now, and later I've got a clue for you guys!

Ummmm....Any questions?

[OOC YOU CAN ALSO JUST FLAG ME DOWN ON PLURK. For any private posts you make, make them accessible to wooliefrand!]

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[lilpowerhungry]

Do you have the frozen ice in the little plastic bags and may I have some?

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[devination]

[ After having disposed of at least one seagull and some of the cranberries, Scorn shrugs his shoulders, leaaaaning against the table. ]

Hey, hey, we're not going to get anywhere as long as we remain perfect strangers, right? That's just boring — and I don't care much for being bored, as my partner might tell you, heh. So. How about we all introduce ourselves? Perhaps speculate on what our team names are? Surely that would make things easier for us to narrow things down, hmm?

I'll be happy to start, of course. My name is Scorn, and my partner and I are the crudely named "Monster Energy Drinks." Unless someone else thinks that's them . . . ?

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[debuffed]

They don't seem to be listening...

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[shotlocking]

[ well, that's about as good an explanation as they'll get, she guesses... aqua still isn't sure how she was brought here but it's far preferable to you know. disney hell. anyway, she's in a dark blue bikini. simple, but it suits her.

she's currently looking over the spread provided. gosh, it all looks good, she's not sure where to start...! ]

All of this is for us?

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[lilpowerhungry]

I have claimed the freezeepops for myself.

[sitting atop an ice chest]

But the rest seems to be shared among us all, yes.

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[rilection]

[very tall man wearing a men's victorian era swimsuit. also the bishop-y hat, the box-shaped one in the icon. it's a great match let me tell you. (no, it couldn't look more out of place.)]

Well! Here I thought I got lost on yet another one of my divine trips, only it turns out I wound up in an experimental game? Eh, it happens.

Perhaps this is destiny!

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[katsudonfatale]

Divine trips...?

[oh no]

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[waxpathetic]

Ahahaha! Looks like it's all you assholes' lucky day! You may end up with a sandy buttcrack, but it will all be worth it for the opportunity to see the amazing body of a gorgeous girl genius like me in a bikini! So go ahead and bow down in thanks! Even if you get sand in other places too, it's fine!

[She doesn't... seem particularly concerned with the situation.]

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[unswerved]

NO! WHY IS THERE A GIRL?!

[ He looks like he's about to shrivel up and die. ]

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[debuffed]

[a teenager wearing swim trunks, and with really... really weird tan lines? like there's definitely a belly window tanned into there. His bracelet matches Yuuri's.]

Ahhh, the ocean, it's the ocean!

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[rilection]

[that looks like bad fashion taste but he can't judge]

Someone who has never seen the ocean before...?

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[liftoft]

[ hanging out in STAR SWIM TRUNKS with GALAXY FLIP FLOPS which also pair nicely with HIS FUCKING JACKET THAT HE'S DEFINITELY STILL WEARING YOU ARE CORRECT ASH ]

What, so, each of us is supposed to be one of those drinks? Do we get to choose?

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[debuffed]

I think we have to guess! Looks like the dog thing is saying when people ask him and are right though.

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[onhisparade]

Oh, this is nice!

[Here is this girl wearing a cute swimsuit and glasses and a hat.

she fit yo]

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[katsudonfatale]

It's really nice, for a surprise vacation nobody asked for.

[shortcircuits]

[anyway, so, the height of fashion over here . . . smoking heavily, trying not to scowl too much. but his face seems sort of stuck like that. his bracelet matches Viktor's]

This seems a bit incongruous . . .

[katsudonfatale]

[oh, you're Viktor's partner and my partner's teacher ooohhh...

also I hope he doesn't disown you for your outfit]

What part of it all?

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[commoners_account]

[A HANDSOME BOY in DESIGNER TRUNKS is SHARING HIS BEAUTY with THE OCEAN ]

Ah~ I was just thinking I'd like to go to a luau!

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[lilpowerhungry]

The world shifted to meet your wishes.

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[moonbiting]

[you guys know how when bruce banner hulks out he's still wearing those shorts? picture that, but with an eight-foot-tall wolfman with glowing purple streaks in his fur. mostly wolf, like 10% man at this point, though. he doesn't look like he wants to smash anything, however, he just looks kind of awkward and confused and *sad dog noises*]

Um, this is a little... this is really not what I was expecting...

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[debuffed]

Oh! You're the dog bowl.

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[wooliefrand]

Wan wan, everyone's getting along! I guess that means it's time for an actual clue!

But, but!! I hope you figured out who's who, or you might unexpectedly find yourself up for vote tonight. . .

Anyway!!

Here's a clue to tan over, wan!

[He plops down a plastic bucket. Inside:

-A treasure map. It doesn't lead to anywhere, but the X says "The real treasure are the friends you make along the way."

-A book on quantum physics. It has shells and starfish glued to it to help it fit the theme

-A. . .crow. . .it looks very confused, and is blind folded, wearing tiny swim trunks with a barbie leg taped to its side. It is squawking a lot]

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[moonbiting]

That poor bird... someone want to lend it a hand? I, er, I'm not very good with animals right now.

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[debuffed]

So! Hey, everybody!

Who does everyone think they or their team are on the poll? If you had a guess, was it confirmed?

Yuuri and I might or might not be 'Cristal like the champagne' but we don't know for sure yet!

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[debuffed]

Or!! Problem solved now, actually. Good work everyone!

(frozen comment) NAMES

[wooliefrand]

Wan wan!! Attention everywan! Ummm, I've got everyone's names now, so you should be able to vote properly!! [he is handing out the papers]

Rose - Rosalind
Tang - Kaito Momoto
Great Bluedini - Aqua
Cristal - Miu
Vodka - Viktor + Waver
Vodka on Ice - Yuuri + Mini Rider
Grateful Dead - Amaya and Kuraokami
A mystery Drink - Yata
Monster Energy Drink - Desire and Scorn
Chess - Lance Bishop
Dog bowl - Seo
Unicorn Frappe - Tamaki + Niles]

(frozen comment) Re: NAMES

[katsudonfatale]

Ah, thanks.

We were so wrong about so many of these...

(frozen comment) VOTING GOES UP AT 10PM EST AKA IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES

[wooliefrand]

17 MINUTE WARNING!! Place your votes, or the two going head to head will be randomized! Wan wan, you wouldn't want that to happen. Probably.

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[lilpowerhungry]

I suppose I'll be voting at random if no information regarding who the clues point to is volunteered.